The correct way to Hijack a thread

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Praiser | Forum Activity | Replied: Tue, Dec 15 2009 3:36 PM | Locked

Dan Sheppard:

Thomas Black:

Was it an African swallow?

 

I noticed on our bird feeder, that there are an inordinate number of gulps.

A gulp is much smaller than a swallow.

 

My gulps are way bigger than my swallows.

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Praiser | Forum Activity | Replied: Tue, Dec 15 2009 3:41 PM | Locked

Russ Quinn:

Rosie Perera:

Now please, someone hijack this thread back so that we don't get too fixed on a single topic for too long and get rusty in our hijacking skills...

Ok, here goes . . . everybody do what I say and nobody gets hurt!

 

 

Praiser:

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As a father of five girls, this has been a common errand on the way home from work. I wonder if I have spent more on Logos resources or Enfamil?

 

 

Now you have TOTALLY misquoted me. Isn't that the way it goes. One can't even say anything these days without it being taken out of context.

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Matthew C Jones | Forum Activity | Replied: Tue, Dec 15 2009 4:06 PM | Locked

Russ Quinn:
As a father of five girls, this has been a common errand on the way home from work. I wonder if I have spent more on Logos resources or Enfamil?

I dunno. Confused My wife claims she has changed more than 90,000 diapers.   All I know is if the "cost of raising a child through college" projections were correct, I must have made a lot more money than I remember.  And there was still some left over for Logos.

Logos 7 Collectors Edition

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Russ Quinn | Forum Activity | Replied: Tue, Dec 15 2009 6:30 PM | Locked

Beta 5 just downloaded and installed.

I wonder what is new?

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Russ Quinn | Forum Activity | Replied: Tue, Dec 15 2009 6:32 PM | Locked

Rosie Perera:

Russell was a famous atheist, 

I am not an atheist!

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Russ Quinn | Forum Activity | Replied: Tue, Dec 15 2009 6:34 PM | Locked

Praiser:

One can't even say anything these days 

Sure you can.

We still have freedom of speech.

For now anyway . . . 

{cue socialism/democracy debate in 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1}

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Rosie Perera | Forum Activity | Replied: Tue, Dec 15 2009 6:35 PM | Locked

Russ Quinn:

Rosie Perera:

Russell was a famous atheist, 

I am not an atheist!

Sorry, I was speaking in anagrams again. A famous atheist = To assume a faith.

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TCBlack | Forum Activity | Replied: Wed, Dec 16 2009 10:32 AM | Locked

A lady named Ana and a gentlemen named Tel tried a long distance relationship by mail but they couldn't communicate.  She claimed he was too brief, and he just said she was mixed up. Everything she wrote was of course an anagram and everything he wrote was a telegram.

When a third party stepped in to assist he was given the job to delete all of the correspondance that would cause further problems.  His name? 

The Kill-a-gram of course. 

Hmm Sarcasm is my love language. Obviously I love you. 

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Rich DeRuiter | Forum Activity | Replied: Wed, Dec 16 2009 10:55 AM | Locked

Thomas Black:

A lady named Ana and a gentlemen named Tel tried a long distance relationship by mail but they couldn't communicate.  She claimed he was too brief, and he just said she was mixed up. Everything she wrote was of course an anagram and everything he wrote was a telegram.

When a third party stepped in to assist he was given the job to delete all of the correspondance that would cause further problems.  His name? 

The Kill-a-gram of course. 

organ, --. .-. --- .- -.

EDIT: did anyone catch this obscure humor, or was it sufficiently obscure to confuse everyone?

 

 Help links: WIKI;  Logos 6 FAQ. (Phil. 2:14, NIV)

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Rosie Perera | Forum Activity | Replied: Wed, Dec 16 2009 10:58 AM | Locked

Richard DeRuiter:

A lady named Ana and a gentlemen named Tel tried a long distance relationship by mail but they couldn't communicate.  She claimed he was too brief, and he just said she was mixed up. Everything she wrote was of course an anagram and everything he wrote was a telegram.

When a third party stepped in to assist he was given the job to delete all of the correspondance that would cause further problems.  His name? 

The Kill-a-gram of course. 

You're a real program. I'm a diagram (almost died groaning at the puns).

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Tom Weil | Forum Activity | Replied: Wed, Dec 16 2009 11:07 AM | Locked

Spitz could your Psych mean one short of a "Happy Meal"?Big Smile

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TCBlack | Forum Activity | Replied: Wed, Dec 16 2009 11:19 AM | Locked

Rosie Perera:
You're a real program. I'm a diagram (almost died groaning at the puns).
<takes a bow>  Thank you.

Hmm Sarcasm is my love language. Obviously I love you. 

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Rosie Perera | Forum Activity | Replied: Wed, Dec 16 2009 11:33 AM | Locked

Richard DeRuiter:

organ, --. .-. --- .- -.

EDIT: did anyone catch this obscure humor, or was it sufficiently obscure to confuse everyone?

I knew what it was but hadn't made the effort to go translate it. But now I have. Brilliant!  An anatelegram! :-)

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TCBlack | Forum Activity | Replied: Wed, Dec 16 2009 12:07 PM | Locked

Richard DeRuiter:

organ, --. .-. --- .- -.

EDIT: did anyone catch this obscure humor, or was it sufficiently obscure to confuse everyone?

--- ..-. / -.-. --- ..- .-. ... . / .. / ..- -. -.. . .-. ... - --- --- -.. / .. - ? / .. / - .... --- ..- --. .... - / .. - / .-- .- ... / -... .-. .. .-.. .-.. .. .- -. - .-.-.-

Hmm Sarcasm is my love language. Obviously I love you. 

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Rich DeRuiter | Forum Activity | Replied: Wed, Dec 16 2009 12:11 PM | Locked

Thomas Black:
--- ..-. / -.-. --- ..- .-. ... . / .. / ..- -. -.. . .-. ... - --- --- -.. / .. - ? / .. / - .... --- ..- --. .... - / .. - / .-- .- ... / -... .-. .. .-.. .-.. .. .- -. - .-.-.-

hunky oat!

 Help links: WIKI;  Logos 6 FAQ. (Phil. 2:14, NIV)

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TCBlack | Forum Activity | Replied: Wed, Dec 16 2009 12:20 PM | Locked

Richard DeRuiter:
hunky oat!
You like Muscular Grains?

Hmm Sarcasm is my love language. Obviously I love you. 

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Rosie Perera | Forum Activity | Replied: Wed, Dec 16 2009 12:25 PM | Locked

Thomas Black:

You like Muscular Grains?

= Making us really curious!

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TCBlack | Forum Activity | Replied: Wed, Dec 16 2009 12:29 PM | Locked

A Headache Erg Vie Yogin Mu

Hrm.  I'm not really good at this.

Hmm Sarcasm is my love language. Obviously I love you. 

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Rosie Perera | Forum Activity | Replied: Wed, Dec 16 2009 12:49 PM | Locked

Thomas Black:

A Headache Erg Vie Yogin Mu

=  You've grimaced again? He he!

Thomas Black:

Hrm.  I'm not really good at this.

I use the free Anagram Artist software to help me do them.

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TCBlack | Forum Activity | Replied: Wed, Dec 16 2009 1:23 PM | Locked

I used the Internet Anagram Server

 

Hmm Sarcasm is my love language. Obviously I love you. 

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