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Pastor Takes Out Second Loan On Home To Purchase Logos Bible Software
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NORTH BRUNSWICK, NJ—After reading glowing reviews about Logos 7 Bible Software and deciding he needed to get it in order to fully immerse himself in God’s word, Pastor Richard Fields of First Baptist Church took out a second loan on his modest home to foot the bill, sources reported Friday.
“When I saw that there was a Collector’s Edition, I knew I had to have it,” Fields told reporters after the deal was done. “But at ten grand—hoo boy—I don’t have that kind of cash laying around. Tapping into my home equity was really the only way I could swing it.”
“But this software has—listen to this—‘A carefully curated theological library containing 4,822 resources,'” he read directly from the Logos website on his phone’s browser. “Seriously—are you kidding me? This thing will probably brew my coffee and cook my breakfast while I’m busy doing morning devotionals.”
“My pastor friends are going to be so jealous,” he added.
When pressed about how he will afford Logos 8 upon its inevitable future release, Fields became visibly uncomfortable and admitted that he had not thought that far ahead.
Blessings,
Floyd
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Floyd Johnson said:
Pastor Takes Out Second Loan On Home To Purchase Logos Bible Software
Now that's funny. :-)
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Yep, satire! It was posted right after L7 launched and some people including me sorta fell for it 👍😁👌
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It does make one smile. [:)]
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It's also not entirely fair. You can always use the free engine and buy books, or the free academic package...
"The whole modern world has divided itself into Conservatives and Progressives. The business of Progressives is to go on making mistakes. The business of Conservatives is to prevent mistakes from being corrected."- G.K. Chesterton
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That's how I paid for my package. [:)]
Philippians 2:3Do nothing from selfish ambition or conceit, but in humility count others more significant than yourselves.
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