“Your software is a master of literal obedience: it can read my mind, but only the wrong part.”
“It’s like having a genie with a hearing problem—three wishes, zero understanding.”
“This program follows my instructions like a toddler: strictly, literally, and utterly missing the point.”
“I said ‘fetch,’ and it brought me a dictionary. Technically correct, emotionally defeated!”
“Your software passed the Turing Test—by misunderstanding me as well as any human ever has.”
