Borrowing a line from the movie War Games, "Would you like to play a game?" Since the forums are full of bibliophiles, I thought this might be fun here.
This started on Twitter a couple years back, and can get pretty funny. Simply add a single word to the title of a Christian book and see what happens. Examples: Surprised by Joy, by C. S. Lewis, becomes Surprised by Joy Behar. Then there's,
The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe Malfunction
Stop Dating the Church Secretary
and,
Chicken Soup Nazi for the Soul.
(HT: CT)
My own best attempt so far: Salvation by Faith Statements Alone, by R. C. Sproul.
Have fun.
My thanks to the various MVPs. Without them Logos would have died early. They were the only real help available.
Faithlife Corp. owes the MVPs free resources for life.
Philip Yancey's, "What's So Amazing about (Dis)grace?"
"The Offside Rule of St Benedict"
or sticking with the C.S. Lewis theme:
"The Problem of Painkillers"
"Mere Cat Christianity."
The Prayer of Jaebez Diet.
Have a New Pastor by Friday.
Prince Casse-Pieds.
Legos Bible Software.
The Purpose Driven Life Sentence
The Cost-Benefit Analysis of Discipleship [bit of a cheat; that was two words]
The Pilgrim's Progress Report
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Ted Weis:Philip Yancey's, "What's So Amazing about (Dis)grace?"
Or how about What's So Amazing About Princess Grace?
I Am a Daughter of the Church Secretary
The Greatest Fishing Story Ever Told
The First Apology of Justin Beiber
Rosie Perera:The Cost-Benefit Analysis of Discipleship
Mine spin on that book was, The Cost of Discipleship Conferences.
Doc B:The First Apology of Justin Beiber
ROFL!
You mean this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zts1usd3p-w
The Slide Rule of Saint Benedict
The Tabloid Scandal of the Evangelical Mind
The Apple iCloud of Unknowing
And a newly discovered book of the Bible:
The Zombie Apocalypse of St. John
Story of a Soul Patch
The City Afraid of God
New Perspective on Paul Stanley
Mere Crap: Christianity
Major Profits of the Old Testament
Pilgrim's Erotic Progress
St. Jerome's House † Install
365 Days with Calvin Klein
Sit, Walk, Stand, Rollover
The Love Shack
The Five Hundred Love Languages
Don't Waste your Life Saver
(but my favorite so far is Mere Cat Christianity)
For those who never quite finished the gospel: Every Day a Good Friday
Jesus Calling out Blasphemy (2 words)
Max Lucado: Outlive Your Life Savings
Barth: Church Grooming Dogmatics
Heaven is for Real Isn't
Exegesis Left Behind
Lewis: The Silver Electric Chair
Foster: Celebration of Church Discipline
Pilgrim's Indexing Progress: A Logos Story
Here I Stand Naked
Hygiene Lectures to My Students
The Weed Hiding Place
Divine Comedy Channel
Ward Walker:The Five Hundred Love Languages
You've only had to learn 500?
Nine Trademarks of a Wealthy Church
Your Best Hair Now (sorry, I strayed from Christian books)
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Forced Confessions (by St. Augustine of Hippopotamus)
Dark Chocolate Night of the Soul (by St. John of the Cross-Eyes), followed by the sequel: Dark Night of the Soul Train
Revelations of Divine Love Triangles (Julian of Nor'easter-wich)
And the trilogy by Thomas "The Tank Engine" à Kempis:
The Imitation Game of ChristThe Imitation Crab of ChristThe Imitation Fur of Christ
The Purpose Driven Churl. (Sorry if I'm bending the rules a bit)
Basic Programming Christianity
The mind of man is the mill of God, not to grind chaff, but wheat. Thomas Manton | Study hard, for the well is deep, and our brains are shallow. Richard Baxter
The Book of Common Core Prayer - what to say to God when you're freaking out about a standardized test
The Great Divorce Lawyer - when your marriage made in heaven ends up more like hell
Saved by Grace Hopper - my life as a female computer programmer
There are some pretty funny ones on the Twitter #AddaWordRuinAChristianBook hashtag.