A man is driving
along a highway
and
sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.
He
swerves to avoid hitting it,
but
unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
The
driver,
a
sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
pulls
over and gets out to see
what
has become of the rabbit.
Much
to his dismay,
the
rabbit is the Easter Bunny,
and
he is DEAD.
The
driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A
beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway
sees
the man crying on the side of the road
and
pulls over.
She
steps out of the car and asks the man
what's
wrong.
"I
feel terrible!" he explains.
"I
accidentally hit the Easter Bunny
with
my car and KILLED HIM!"
The
blonde says, "Don't worry."
She
runs to her car
and
pulls out a spray can.
She
walks over to the limp,
dead
Easter Bunny,
bends
down,
and
sprays the contents onto him.
The
Easter Bunny jumps up,
waves
its paw at the two of them
and
hops off down the road.
Ten
feet away he stops,
turns
around and waves again.
He
hops down the road another 10 feet,
turns
and waves,
hops
another ten feet,
turns
and waves,
and
repeats this again and again
and
again and again,
until
he hops out of sight.
The
man is astonished.
He
runs over to the woman and demands,
"What is in that can?
What did you spray on the Easter Bunny?!?"
The
woman turns the can around
so
that the man can read the label.
It
says...
(Are you ready for this?)
(Are you sure?)
(You know you're gonna be sorry...)
(Last chance!)
(OK, here it is...)
It says:
Hair Spray
Restores
life to dead hair,
and
adds permanent wave.
