The correct way to Hijack a threadClosed

What's this?! I step away from the Forum for an hour to go do some stuff around the house and come back to find out you've all been talking about me behind my back! ;-)

INow that you mention it, I love baby back ribs.

Now that you mention it, I love baby back ribs.

Solomon was good at getting babies back with their ribs intact.

Does anyone know how to sow?

Back in Indiana they raise a lot of sows and boars.

Does anyone know how to sow?

Back in Indiana they raise a lot of sows and boars.

This kind of run-on thread really boars me. But Indiana Jones is really exciting!

Gerda.... there was someone who knew how to hijack a thread... [:)]

If someone were to pull on this thread, would it completely unravel? 

Wow. I leave for a few hours and my thread is completely off topic. Could we please get back on topic? There is little doubt in my mind that Duke is going to triumph over the Tar Heels this year.

Wow. I leave for a few hours and my thread is completely off topic.

I wonder if that is how Moses felt the first time he came down from the mountain...

I wonder if that is how Moses felt the first time he came down from the mountain...

Yes, something like that... Can you imagine guys I read all of this thread? Unbelievable. I go to repent...

I hope this is the first thread that people who have been promised that the forums are a useful place come to read. I think they'll find it incredibly edifying as well as educational

I would be highly edified if I could get Philip moved over.  I can't believe they put him next to me on the MVP screen!

It's just not right.

I would be highly edified if I could get Philip moved over.  I can't believe they put him next to me on the MVP screen!

Ever since I got next to you I've been scratching myself. I think you gave me fleas.

I just started pondering the number of posts you star-bearers have. That is incredible. I think that I spend too much time on these forums....Wow!

I just started pondering the number of posts you star-bearers have. That is incredible. I think that I spend too much time on these forums....Wow!

Don't do that Jacob, next comes remorse, it's a slippery slope from there all the way to repentance and forum abstinence. Obviously not a problem for Philip or I.  But of course as I stated I can quit anytime I want to.

Wow. I leave for a few hours and my thread is completely off topic. Could we please get back on topic? 

Perhaps you should get a refund, my friend. That is a valid option. Just sayin'.

LOGOS, are you listening????????

I had a flat tire last night and had to change it in the cold.  Burrr!

Burrr!

Why do you always have to bring up Alexander Hamilton??? Good grief!!!

I find that this forum is beginning to hijack my threads of thought.  I keep trying to actually do some work in Logos 4, then someone on the forum asks a question and I go to make a screenshot, and then I forget what I'm studying, so I post in the forum instead, and then realize that the screenshot gives me an idea for a sermon I'd like to preach some day in the future so I start a new layout on that topic and before long it's Friday. 

Sunday's coming.

I just finished renal physiology lecture. What an excellent reminder of God's wisdom & power!

I would be highly edified if I could get Philip moved over.  I can't believe they put him next to me on the MVP screen!

I pulled some strings for you, Thomas. How is this?

Help...my Logos for Mac has been hijacked by MVP's...

Help...my Logos for Mac has been hijacked by MVP's...

Mac Violating Pirates?

Keep posting stuff like that Luuk and you'll be in the 1K club in no time.  ;-)

Could somebody please make this thread sticky and add it to the Wiki?

Wikipedia is begging for funds again.

Keep posting stuff like that Luuk and you'll be in the 1K club in no time.  ;-)

Something like this...

The MVP's are striking again..

 

ps..I live at the blue dot..will I be safe for this menacing threat?

 

Wikipedia is begging for funds again.

Is Wikipedia a blog or a forum?

Blogs are getting old, forums is where all the action is.

I just finished renal physiology lecture. What an excellent reminder of God's wisdom & power!

My kid just wet his diaper.  Thanks God.

I just finished renal physiology lecture. What an excellent reminder of God's wisdom & power!

My kid just wet his diaper.  Thanks God.

Ok, now THAT was the correct way to Hijack a thread. 

ROTFLOL!  Joe I nearly snorted coffee onto my bible and keyboard!

Keep posting stuff like that Luuk and you'll be in the 1K club in no time.  ;-)

Something like this...

The MVP's are striking again..

 

ps..I live at the blue dot..will I be safe for this menacing threat?

 

If you believe that false prophet Algorilla [AKA: Al Gore] you'll be under water.

You know, Luuk makes it look like I'm leading the charge.  I'm certain Rich is in charge here.

Wikipedia is begging for funds again.

Is Wikipedia a blog or a forum?

Isn't it a school for witches?  [:D]

I don't know what you're all so excited about, but I'm sure I must be against it.

I'm offended by the fact that you're all attacking me, personally, when I didn't even say what you're suggesting 'someone' said. I know you meant me. Admit it.

And if you don't believe in my version of the end times, you'll probably be left behind.

Someone here is promoting heresy. I'm not sure who, but I'll figure it out.

Indexing takes too long. But only for people with no patience. And Fundamentalists.

People who rant make me sick. They should all just go get their own forum where they could rant, rant, rant until the cows come home. I don't know what they're so upset about. They're probably not even Christians. And if they are, I wouldn't want them in my church. I have a house church. I live alone. We never behave like other people in my church.

You pro-this, pro-that people all lack humility, unlike me. All this "feel good" mentality will just end up damning more people to hell. I'm so thankful I'm not like those Pharisees over there. They're so judgmental.

If I've told you once, I've told you a million times: I never exaggerate.

If I can't hijack my own thread, or my even own post, then why don't we all just drink the Kool-Aid.

And another thing . . .

If you believe that false prophet Algorilla [AKA: Al Gore] you'll be under water.

Luctor et Emergo

I thought they already had those microphones  [:$]

You pro-this, pro-that people all lack humility, unlike me.

Perhaps they should read my latest book, "Humility and How I Perfected It".

It will be featured on Day 7 of the 12 Day special.

I would be highly edified if I could get Philip moved over.  I can't believe they put him next to me on the MVP screen!

They were probably just confused by all your arrows pointing every which way.

Is Wikipedia a blog or a forum?

Isn't it a school for witches? 

No, that's Hogwarts.

No, that's Hogwarts.

There is a lot of kosher hogwarts in that attack plan on Luuk.

I think we should all take a vacation together to the Tuscany coast:

I think we should all take a vacation together to the Tuscany coast:

Rosie,

 

Did you find out from Morris that this was the new Home page for L5?

You can check out anytime you like but you can never leave . . .

You can check out anytime you like but you can never leave . . .

Yes, it's a nice place for us forum addicts... ;-)

They were probably just confused by all your arrows pointing every which way.

Signpost  Thomas,

They figured if you don't know which way, the pointer pup might be able to help you. When it comes to directions the dog has a leg up on you.

(signed & posted)

Hi everybody. My name is Philip Spitzer and I have something to say. I......I.....I have a friend who has a problem. I don't want to mention Thomas' name because I don't think it's my place, but I want to make sure he gets the help he needs...OK, I'll just get to the point.

Does anybody know how to get rid of him?

Who...Thomas?  I doubt it.

Does anybody know how to get rid of him?

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Does anybody know how to get rid of him?

Have you tried baited traps?

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

All your base are belong to us!