The correct way to Hijack a thread
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Richard DeRuiter said:Damian McGrath said:
But, if you fixed them then that's a good thing. They are no longer sinners....
At least they can't reproduce.
rePRODUCE as in carrots are produce. Get it? Ha Ha! Good one, Richard.
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Sorry I am shouting again, Damian.
I will try to refrain from future outbursts.
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Rosie Perera said:Russ Quinn said:
Noah built an ark not a fence.
Noah didn't need a fence because he had no stolen goods to sell. Anyway, fencing wasn't invented yet by that point. Its origins date back to ancient Egypt and Greece, around 1200 B.C.
Did they use rapiers or épées?
george
gfsomselיְמֵי־שְׁנוֹתֵינוּ בָהֶם שִׁבְעִים שָׁנָה וְאִם בִּגְבוּרֹת שְׁמוֹנִים שָׁנָה וְרָהְבָּם עָמָל וָאָוֶן
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George Somsel said:Rosie Perera said:Russ Quinn said:
Noah built an ark not a fence.
Noah didn't need a fence because he had no stolen goods to sell. Anyway, fencing wasn't invented yet by that point. Its origins date back to ancient Egypt and Greece, around 1200 B.C.
Did they use rapiers or épées?
After the flood, there wasn't enough left of the fence to repair so they had to start from scratch.
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The more posts....the more.....
Luuk
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I went to Camp Logos (in TN) and never got caught up on the forums again... but I'm trying to get back on top of it...
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Bob Pritchett said:
I went to Camp Logos (in TN) and never got caught up on the forums again... but I'm trying to get back on top of it...
Welcome back..
I hope that the many fine suggestions which have appeared in this thread have now been allotted the highest priority!
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I for one am ready to join you Bob on the hike to the top of Mt. Rainier... what a great Logos photo op.Bob Pritchett said:but I'm trying to get back on top of it...
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Joe Miller said:
Rainier... what a great Logos photo op.
Joe,
Raindeer get me in the Christmas Spirit too but there is another thread already dedicated to discussing the 12 Days of Christmas specials.
Please stay on topic. I know everyone in that thread certainly has.
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Philip Spitzer said:Damian McGrath said:
We're supposed to be discussing HOW to hijack a thread not WHO's hijacking threads??????
No, we are supposed to be discussing anything but what we are supposed to be discussing. Which causes me to discuss the very thing I wish to avoid, ahhhh....I need to get back to being off topic....
Oh, just like Paul in Romans 7:15-20. Paul gets a bit sidetracked in there too, just like us in this thread. I mean he's said it already once, and then he just keeps repeating what he just said, as if we didn't get it the first time. I guess sidetracked isn't the right word. He's being redundant. That is, repeating himself, saying the same thing a second and third time. Déjà vu all over again.
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Russ Quinn said:
Fruit flies when your having fun.
I think you mean "you're" not "your."
Anyway, that's no fun at all. When fruit flies at you, you're under attack. It's time for a course on Self-Defense Against Fresh Fruit.
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George Somsel said:Rosie Perera said:
Noah didn't need a fence because he had no stolen goods to sell. Anyway, fencing wasn't invented yet by that point. Its origins date back to ancient Egypt and Greece, around 1200 B.C.
Did they use rapiers or épées?
There were no rapers in the Noah story. The rapers were in other parts of the OT. There was Amnon, the raper of Tamar, and various other rapers.
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Rosie Perera said:
Oh, just like Paul in Romans 7:15-20. Paul gets a bit sidetracked in there too, just like us in this thread. I mean he's said it already once, and then he just keeps repeating what he just said, as if we didn't get it the first time.
That's what you get when you get stoned to many times!
Longtime Logos user (more than $30,000 in purchases) - now a second class user because I won't pay them more every month or year.
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Rosie Perera said:
There were no rapers in the Noah story. The rapers were in other parts of the OT. There was Amnon, the raper of Tamar, and various other rapers.
I think you should go back to anagrams Rosie.
Longtime Logos user (more than $30,000 in purchases) - now a second class user because I won't pay them more every month or year.
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Bob Pritchett said:
I went to Camp Logos (in TN) and never got caught up on the forums again... but I'm trying to get back on top of it...
Bob, I'm impressed that you actually caught up on this thread! But you'll never stay on top of your work if you read it regularly. :-)
Alex Scott said:Rosie Perera said:Oh, just like Paul in Romans 7:15-20. Paul gets a bit sidetracked in there too, just like us in this thread. I mean he's said it already once, and then he just keeps repeating what he just said, as if we didn't get it the first time.
That's what you get when you get stoned to many times!
Are you suggesting that Paul smoked marijuana? ;-)
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Alex Scott said:Rosie Perera said:
There were no rapers in the Noah story. The rapers were in other parts of the OT. There was Amnon, the raper of Tamar, and various other rapers.
I think you should go back to anagrams Rosie.
What do you mean "go back to anagrams"? It was an anagram. Rosie Perera = Or I see raper. (or if you prefer the text I was taking off from: "Or see rapier") I won't tell you what else my name anagrams to. ;-) If you start with my full name however (Rosie is just my nickname), including middle name, it anagrams to "more weariless prayer." I like that!
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Ouch!! Never mess with an anagrammar! (Anagramer just doesn't look right)
Longtime Logos user (more than $30,000 in purchases) - now a second class user because I won't pay them more every month or year.
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Alex Scott said:
Ouch!! Never mess with an anagrammar! (Anagramer just doesn't look right)
The correct term is anagrammatist. But I don't mind being called an anagrammar -- I am usually a stickler for grammar, so that fits. :-)
BTW, for anyone who likes anagrams, there is a great website called the Anagrammy Awards. I'm an active participant there, too. (You'd think I never did any real work! Well, I've got no deadlines at the moment.) Some folks have done some amazing anagrams of biblical texts. Check out the literary archives by Richard Brodie. He's the one who has done the most good biblical anagrams. In fact, he and a friend of his co-published The Anagrammed Bible which is the entire books of Proverbs, Ecclesiastes, and Song of Solomon, anagrammed verse by verse. Richard has also turned the phrase "The God of Israel" into 2100 anagrams paraphrasing the entire Bible.
Maybe we should try to get The Anagrammed Bible into Logos format.
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Bob Pritchett said:
I went to Camp Logos (in TN) and never got caught up on the forums again... but I'm trying to get back on top of it...
Your best bet for success is to ignore this thread. The video posted earlier summarizes the thread very well.
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But of course I blame you Rosie. You're one of the offenders as well. Forgive me for not pointing out your sin. I won't make that mistake again. Say, is that a speck in your eye?Rosie Perera said:
Hey, don't I get any credit? I was approved for a Visa card way back in 19xx and have proven myself credit-worthy ever since then.Thomas Black said:Unfortunately this thread has gotten WAY off topic, personally I blame Damian, and Chris, and George, and... well it doesn't matter.
Sad. So very sad. I can't take much more of your needling.Dan Sheppard said:Reminds me of that Christmas song. "Oh, I needle little Christmas. Right this very minute."
Here's my poor attempt: We should all practice hijacking. Hi. Jack!Rosie Perera said:what we really need is a synopsis of this thread for those who have come late to the came and don't have time to read through all of it to catch up. Anyone want to volunteer?
Since when did you become Italian? (With appologies to my Italian friends on this board - if I actually have any friends left).Damian McGrath said:I resent the implication that I ma no good at thread hijacking...
On the other hand it's bad because they can't re-produce.Damian McGrath said:
But, if you fixed them then that's a good thing. They are no longer sinners....George Somsel said:I fixed carrots with the roast tonight.
Oh, nuts... Richard /beet/ me to that one.
So... you're spending your valuable time in this thread? On second thought this would be a good place to vent. Let's see, maybe you should just spout off about some secret project that Logos is working on. This is a safe place to do this, nobody reads this thread anyway.Bob Pritchett said:I went to Camp Logos (in TN) and never got caught up on the forums again... but I'm trying to get back on top of it...
No, I thought someone was making a Social List. Something about planning a private party to commune in I guess.Russ Quinn said:Raindeer get me in the Christmas Spirit too but there is another thread already dedicated to discussing the 12 Days of Christmas specials. Please stay on topic. I know everyone in that thread certainly has.
Aren't you familiar with Peter, Paul and Mary and Puff the Magic Drag On?Rosie Perera said:Are you suggesting that Paul smoked marijuana? ;-)
Philip Spitzer said:Bob Pritchett said:I went to Camp Logos (in TN) and never got caught up on the forums again... but I'm trying to get back on top of it...
Your best bet for success is to ignore this thread. The video posted earlier summarizes the thread very well.
Or for that matter, ignore any post which has Phil in it and you'll do just fine Bob.
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QUOTE: never got caught up on the forums again
[:)] Then this should be the ONLY thread you check, because it has a "little" (very little) bit of everything! [:)]
Regards
Steve F
Regards, SteveF
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George - in your pic - is that you before or after shaving?
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I've decided to change my avatar
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Thomas Black said:
I've decided to change my avatar
Good . . . apparently avatar has made several people sick.
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Oh boy, only ten more posts to catch Philip.
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Nine.
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Eight.
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Thomas Black said:
Nine.
No fair. Philip is in rehab today, recovering from an addiction to forum posting.
Help links: WIKI; Logos 6 FAQ. (Phil. 2:14, NIV)
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I haven't been to a fair in ages. Not since I was a kid and I nearly threw up on the octopus ride.
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Thomas Black said:
Not since I was a kid and I nearly threw up on the octopus ride.
Ahhh.... that would explain the previous avatar then.....
Longtime Logos user (more than $30,000 in purchases) - now a second class user because I won't pay them more every month or year.
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Richard DeRuiter said:
No fair. Philip is in rehab today, recovering from an addiction to forum posting.
And a good day of rehab it has been! My desk is clean, my file system is set up, my inbox is empty. I did not run to the forum for my escape to reality all throughout the day. Thank you David Allen! Hope I keep with you :-)
EDIT: I was going to correct my "escape to reality" bit but then I figured that's probably the correct preposition in this thread. "Escape from reality" would make too much sense.
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For lack of a better place to post this ... thought I would post it here.
I hope it formats properly. Everything should be centered.
The Beauty of Mathematics and the Love of God! This is TOO cool!
Just the math part is good enough, the end is even better.I bet you will NOT be able to read it without sending it on to at least one other person!
Beauty of Mathematics!!!!!!!
1 x 8 + 1= 9
12 x 8 + 2= 98
123 x 8 + 3= 987
1234 x 8 + 4= 9876
12345 x 8 + 5= 98765
123456 x 8 + 6= 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7= 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8= 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9= 987654321
1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111
9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888
Brilliant, isn't it?
And look at this symmetry:
1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321
Mind Boggling...
Now, take a look at this...
101%
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:
What Equals 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they
are giving more than 100%?
We have all been in situations where someone wants you to
GIVE OVER 100%...
How about ACHIEVING 101%?
What equals 100%in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And:
K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%
But:
A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E
1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%
THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:
L-O-V-E-O-F- G-O-D
12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%
Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will
get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top!
If you find this interesting share it with your friends
& loved ones.Have a nice day & God bless you
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Do we have to stop now that there is something of actual value on this thread?
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Oh no, please don't stop now......
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Russ Quinn said:
Do we have to stop now that there is something of actual value on this thread?
No, this is the perfect time to hijack it again.
But I have to go make dinner.
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Wow! We have all been seriously upstaged.
Praiser, thank you for hijacking this thread with that mind-boggling mathematical beauty. I have to interject one of my favorite quotes here (it was the quote I chose for under my picture in my high school year book): "Mathematics, rightly viewed, possesses not only truth, but supreme beauty." (Bertrand Russell). Russell was a famous atheist, but even he couldn't help himself in acknowledging the existence of supreme beauty in mathematics, which we know can only come from God.
Now please, someone hijack this thread back so that we don't get too fixed on a single topic for too long and get rusty in our hijacking skills...
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Rosie Perera said:
Now please, someone hijack this thread back so that we don't get too fixed on a single topic for too long and get rusty in our hijacking skills...
Ok, here goes . . . everybody do what I say and nobody gets hurt!
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As a father of five girls, this has been a common errand on the way home from work.I wonder if I have spent more on Logos resources or Enfamil?
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As a father of 3 girls and a1 boy I know I've spent more on Diapers than Logos, and I've spent a lot on Logos.Russ Quinn said:As a father of five girls, this has been a common errand on the way home from work.
I wonder if I have spent more on Logos resources or Enfamil? Sarcasm is my love language. Obviously I love you. 0 -
Dan Sheppard said:Thomas Black said:
Was it an African swallow?
I noticed on our bird feeder, that there are an inordinate number of gulps.
A gulp is much smaller than a swallow.
My gulps are way bigger than my swallows.
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Russ Quinn said:Rosie Perera said:
Now please, someone hijack this thread back so that we don't get too fixed on a single topic for too long and get rusty in our hijacking skills...
Ok, here goes . . . everybody do what I say and nobody gets hurt!
As a father of five girls, this has been a common errand on the way home from work. I wonder if I have spent more on Logos resources or Enfamil?Praiser said:MORE
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Now you have TOTALLY misquoted me. Isn't that the way it goes. One can't even say anything these days without it being taken out of context.
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Russ Quinn said:
As a father of five girls, this has been a common errand on the way home from work. I wonder if I have spent more on Logos resources or Enfamil?
I dunno. [8-)] My wife claims she has changed more than 90,000 diapers. All I know is if the "cost of raising a child through college" projections were correct, I must have made a lot more money than I remember. And there was still some left over for Logos.
Logos 7 Collectors Edition
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Beta 5 just downloaded and installed.
I wonder what is new?
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Praiser said:
One can't even say anything these days
Sure you can.
We still have freedom of speech.
For now anyway . . .
{cue socialism/democracy debate in 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1}
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A lady named Ana and a gentlemen named Tel tried a long distance relationship by mail but they couldn't communicate. She claimed he was too brief, and he just said she was mixed up. Everything she wrote was of course an anagram and everything he wrote was a telegram.
When a third party stepped in to assist he was given the job to delete all of the correspondance that would cause further problems. His name?
The Kill-a-gram of course.
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Thomas Black said:
A lady named Ana and a gentlemen named Tel tried a long distance relationship by mail but they couldn't communicate. She claimed he was too brief, and he just said she was mixed up. Everything she wrote was of course an anagram and everything he wrote was a telegram.
When a third party stepped in to assist he was given the job to delete all of the correspondance that would cause further problems. His name?
The Kill-a-gram of course.
organ, --. .-. --- .- -.
EDIT: did anyone catch this obscure humor, or was it sufficiently obscure to confuse everyone?
Help links: WIKI; Logos 6 FAQ. (Phil. 2:14, NIV)
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Richard DeRuiter said:
A lady named Ana and a gentlemen named Tel tried a long distance relationship by mail but they couldn't communicate. She claimed he was too brief, and he just said she was mixed up. Everything she wrote was of course an anagram and everything he wrote was a telegram.
When a third party stepped in to assist he was given the job to delete all of the correspondance that would cause further problems. His name?
The Kill-a-gram of course.
You're a real program. I'm a diagram (almost died groaning at the puns).
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Spitz could your Psych mean one short of a "Happy Meal"?[:D]
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