Someone just retired and I need funny/hilarious illustrations (but respectful).
Anyone have any ideas or experience?
Why go funny? Find serious retirees or seniors in The Bible (like Moses) who went on to do great things.
just my $.02. God bless your sermon prep and the person retiring.
Blessings / Joshua
I found a million serious things already. but thanks for the input josh.
I have a "Humor, Jokes, Cartoons" collection that has a number of hits on retirement:
Rosie's list is good, also Google, even if they are not "christian jokes" you will find a lot of them that are nice and respectful, just use your judgement.
Blessings!
DAL
thanks for the string Rosie!
Joking about retirement may not be good.
When Moses retired God buried him. But also eternal Life God is better than an retirement.
But at least God does not take us all so quick.