I figured I'd start this thread to talk about how to properly hijack a thread. That way we can make sure useless chatter is in a place we can all ignore. Please make sure all posts deal with the topic of hijacking threads.
Has anybody found a way to have Logos Suggest books to purchase based upon your current reading habits?
habits
Talking about habits, I'd love a book on the history of ecclesiastical vestments.
habits Talking about habits, I'd love a book on the history of ecclesiastical vestments.
Good idea. Investment strategies....I don't think there are many resources on that in the Logos library.
I wonder how you delete a thread (along with the post count)!
You'll have to ask an MVP!
Does anyone know how to sow
I'm not sure, but I hear it has something to do with putting seeds in the ground
Perhaps you should let someone else count threads and worry about deleting the post in your own post!!
See Matt. 19
Does anyone know how to sow?
Run a passage guide on Matthew 13
Does anyone know how to sow I'm not sure, but I hear it has something to do with putting seeds in the ground
Anyone remember the name of that guy who was cursed for spilling his seed on the ground?
along with the post count
Why count after the fact?
I'm lazy, I prefer to walk.
Can't... they're busy posting on this thread.
I wonder how you delete a thread (along with the post count)! You'll have to ask an MVP!
Now you know my powers!
Back in Indiana they raise a lot of sows and boars.
Does anyone know how to sow? Back in Indiana they raise a lot of sows and boars.
This kind of run-on thread really boars me. But Indiana Jones is really exciting!
I had a flat tire last night and had to change it in the cold. Burrr!
That way we can make sure useless chatter is in a place we can all ignore.
Philip,
Is your plan working?
That way we can make sure useless chatter is in a place we can all ignore. Philip, Is your plan working?
Well obviously we're not ignoring it. But this lets us get the silliness out of our systems so we don't hurl it on unsuspecting others in threads where they asked serious questions. And the number of posts thus far shows that between us we have a lot of silliness in our systems. "I'm not prepared to pursue my line of inquiry any further as I think this is getting too silly." (Monty Python, Parrot Sketch)
I figured I'd start this thread to talk about how to properly hijack a thread
poor Jill. Jack getting a greeting and Jill is broke.
You know, Philip, Jill might be a good source for ideas about your Thomas problem.
That whole pail of water up the hill thing sure did a number on Jack.
You have to admit she is pretty good at what she does.
Just a thought.
"Hi Jack"
"Why is every body always picking on me"
Jack (feeling like Charlie Brown)
Unfortunately this thread has gotten WAY off topic, personally I blame Damian, and Chris, and George, and... well it doesn't matter.
The proper way to hijack a thread is to wait until your spouse is just about ready to get it through the sewing needle, and just at the crucial moment make sure that you sneeze or make a sudden movement that will be certain to startle her. Of course be prepared to duck if you do this.
Pardon me while I go find the ice pack.
Hey, don't I get any credit? I was approved for a Visa card way back in 19xx and have proven myself credit-worthy ever since then.
The proper way to hijack a thread is to wait until your spouse is just about ready to get it through the sewing needle, and just at the crucial moment make sure that you sneeze or make a sudden movement that will be certain to startle her. Of course be prepared to duck if you do this. Pardon me while I go find the ice pack.
You need an ice pack for a needle puncture wound? That must be some big darn(ing) needle!
Reminds me of that Christmas song.
"Oh, I needle little Christmas. Right this very minute."
I'm the only one who has desperately and continuously tried to drag this thread back on topic.
I resent the implication that I ma no good at thread hijacking... Have you seen the video???????
For lack of a better place to post this ... thought I would post it here.
I hope it formats properly. Everything should be centered.
The Beauty of Mathematics and the Love of God! This is TOO cool!
Just the math part is good enough, the end is even better.
I bet you will NOT be able to read it without sending it on to at least one other person!
Beauty of Mathematics!!!!!!! 1 x 8 + 1= 9 12 x 8 + 2= 98 123 x 8 + 3= 987 1234 x 8 + 4= 9876 12345 x 8 + 5= 98765 123456 x 8 + 6= 987654 1234567 x 8 + 7= 9876543 12345678 x 8 + 8= 98765432 123456789 x 8 + 9= 987654321 1 x 9 + 2 = 1112 x 9 + 3 = 111123 x 9 + 4 = 1111 1234 x 9 + 5 = 1111112345 x 9 + 6 = 111111 123456 x 9 + 7 = 11111111234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111 12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111 123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111 9 x 9 + 7 = 8898 x 9 + 6 = 888 987 x 9 + 5 = 8888 9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888 98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888 987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888 9876543 x 9 + 1 = 8888888898765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888Brilliant, isn't it? And look at this symmetry: 1 x 1 = 111 x 11 = 121 111 x 111 = 123211111 x 1111 = 1234321 11111 x 11111 = 123454321 111111 x 111111 = 123456543211111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321 11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321 111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321
Mind Boggling...
Now, take a look at this... 101% From a strictly mathematical viewpoint: What Equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?We have all been in situations where someone wants you to
GIVE OVER 100%... How about ACHIEVING 101%? What equals 100%in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% And: K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96% But: A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E 1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100% THEN, look how far the love of God will take you: L-O-V-E-O-F- G-O-D 12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101% Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top! If you find this interesting share it with your friends & loved ones.
Have a nice day & God bless you
Do we have to stop now that there is something of actual value on this thread?
Oh no, please don't stop now......
No, this is the perfect time to hijack it again.
But I have to go make dinner.
I am not really following this anagram stuff. It kind of leaves me empty.
Sort of a hollowgram.
I am not really following this anagram stuff. It kind of leaves me empty. Sort of a hollowgram. A hollow chocolate Santa or a chocolate Star Trek holodeck?
A hollow chocolate Santa or a chocolate Star Trek holodeck?
How did I do that? I included my comment in Dan's quote! Wierd~~~~~~
Let's get this back on target people!
I figured I'd start this thread to talk about how to properly hijack a thread.
I've recently discovered that thread hijacking is greatly helped by saying something stupid when you're really tired, thus hurting someone's feelings. With little or no effort you can take a thread permanently off course with this method.
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Sigh.
I absolutely can't help myself.
No, I haven't read all 21 pages of post - but I have read enough to know this thread could be used in a great way to develop a curriculum for a college level course called "Philosophy of Social Media Psychology."
I just couldn't "hep'it"
I have read enough to know this thread could be used in a great way to develop a curriculum for a college level course called "Philosophy of Social Media Psychology."
I haven't read all 21 pages of post
Then you get a pass...
If you had read none then you'd receive a perfect score...
Anyone else notice that it's getting harder and harder to post something totally useless?
Alex, it would help if you posted your trouble log, I have had absolutely no problem posting totally useless things.
DP
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That's some solid theology in my book.
Alex, it would help if you posted your trouble log....
Shouldn't that be a Yule Log?
Damian wrote on another thread."These forums exist to discuss Logos Bible Software". "Can we please drop this wildly Off Topic thread..." ? The same applies here.[;)]
Ted
As long as this thread is active it keeps the weirdos (like dan [<:o)]) from playing in the streets.
Have a safe and happy weekend everybody. Pray that 2010 will see the gospel message carried to every corner of the globe.
Happy new year.
I see you all using this thread to boost your post count. We should start a thread to discuss how those with very high post counts need to be more humble than those with less lower post counts so that they will not somehow hurt the conscious of the lower post count persons. I will be posting frequently on this very issue until my post count is such that I will have to stop posting.
Damian wrote on another thread."These forums exist to discuss Logos Bible Software". "Can we please drop this wildly Off Topic thread..." ? The same applies here.
Received my logos 4 disk in the mail, but can’t figure out how to make it work on my TI-99 or on my Commodore 64.
Also question; will the iphone app. Work with my Sinclair?
Getting back to the OP's original question (after 23 pages), the way to properly hijack a thread is to bring up ideas that have been brought up in the OP's original post, or in one of the following posts, and then to use those ideas to springboard to another sometimes similar, but often very different idea, in doing this hijacking it is often helpful to say "sorry to hijack your thread, but since someone brought it up ..."
Hijacking is also usually much easier to accomplish if you are adept at run-on sentences, and, commas, because, you, can, put in the OP's ideas, and then flow them, into your ideas and thoughts in just one long sentence just by using a comma, or some other, form of sentence structure, that helps to build sentences correctly for a modern world that often does not understand the need for proper sentence structure that is not taught well in the educational system of many countries.
I hope this helps.
I see that you like commas. This makes me think about something. What do you think of the possibility of using comets during long space flights as a source of water?
just by using a comma,
[:|] Your post, has made me, commatose.
comets
What about Dander & Blitzer?
Anyway, didn't we just have Christmas?
Your post, has made me, commatose.
You can get a brace like this to correct that problem of comma-shaped toes:
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