The correct way to Hijack a thread
Comments
-
Nah - he's in rehab somewhere. If you hurry you can do it before he relapses (again).
Longtime Logos user (more than $30,000 in purchases) - now a second class user because I won't pay them more every month or year.
0 -
George Somsel said:
No, that would be for my tongue, not my pate.
Where's the contradiction in that? Paté is for the tongue. A fine paté de foie gras, that is.
0 -
0
-
Alex Scott said:
You want to take credit for this thread? How much do I need to pay you in order for you to do that?
0 -
george
gfsomselיְמֵי־שְׁנוֹתֵינוּ בָהֶם שִׁבְעִים שָׁנָה וְאִם בִּגְבוּרֹת שְׁמוֹנִים שָׁנָה וְרָהְבָּם עָמָל וָאָוֶן
0 -
You want to be ALL lip???? I don't know if we could take that!!
Longtime Logos user (more than $30,000 in purchases) - now a second class user because I won't pay them more every month or year.
0 -
I thought someone was supposed to have Hijacked this post...dang it I'm gonna take it to Cuba!
0 -
Tom Gray said:
I thought someone was supposed to have Hijacked this post...dang it I'm gonna take it to Cuba!
I'm not at liberty to talk about the subject of this thread because I'm in an airport, and all joking about that will be taken seriously, therefore I'll have to talk about something completely different (which is...indirectly...what this thread is about anyway). So...I'm enjoying some nice maple sugar candies right now, and a Diet Coke. Looking forward to getting back to my Logos installation in a few hours.
0 -
Philip Spitzer said:
How much do I need to pay you in order for you to do that?
I knew we couldn't escape your notice for long...
Who won the pool?
[:D]
Grace & Peace,
Bill
MSI GF63 8RD, I-7 8850H, 32GB RAM, 1TB SSD, 2TB HDD, NVIDIA GTX 1050Max
iPhone 12 Pro Max 512Gb
iPad 9th Gen iOS 15.6, 256GB0 -
george
gfsomselיְמֵי־שְׁנוֹתֵינוּ בָהֶם שִׁבְעִים שָׁנָה וְאִם בִּגְבוּרֹת שְׁמוֹנִים שָׁנָה וְרָהְבָּם עָמָל וָאָוֶן
0 -
0
-
Mary had a little lamb.
Her father killed it dead.
And now it goes to school with her
Between two hunks of bread.
Longtime Logos user (more than $30,000 in purchases) - now a second class user because I won't pay them more every month or year.
0 -
Rosie Perera said:
Looking forward to getting back to my Logos installation in a few hours.
Requests for troubleshooting speed issues in Logos are better served if you can include your log files and a description of your current hardware configuration.
0 -
Alex Scott said:
Mary had a little lamb.
Her father killed it dead.
And now it goes to school with her
Between two hunks of bread.Sick! That's no way to treat a lost sheep. The Good Shepherd would lay down his life for that sheep.
0 -
Rosie Perera said:
Sick! That's no way to treat a lost sheep. The Good Shepherd would lay down his life for that sheep.
OK - How 'bout this?
Alex was a sinner,
Jesus killed him dead.
And now he goes to heaven with Him
To live with Him instead.
Longtime Logos user (more than $30,000 in purchases) - now a second class user because I won't pay them more every month or year.
0 -
Rosie Perera said:
Mary had a little lamb.
Her father killed it dead.
And now it goes to school with her
Between two hunks of bread.Did the lamb die intestate,
or did it have a living wool.
0 -
Alex Scott said:
OK - How 'bout this?
Alex was a sinner,
Jesus killed him dead.
And now he goes to heaven with Him
To live with Him instead.
No, Alex. I liked the other better (more tast;y -- is it time for lunch?). You aren't supposed to get too serious here. You're supposed to highjack the thread.
george
gfsomselיְמֵי־שְׁנוֹתֵינוּ בָהֶם שִׁבְעִים שָׁנָה וְאִם בִּגְבוּרֹת שְׁמוֹנִים שָׁנָה וְרָהְבָּם עָמָל וָאָוֶן
0 -
Dan Sheppard said:
Did the lamb die intestate,
or did it have a living wool.Oh, that's baaaaaaaaad. But what else should I expect from ewe, a Sheppard?
0 -
Rosie Perera said:
.I'm enjoying some nice maple sugar candies right now, and a Diet Coke
My kind of combo! [8-|]
0 -
Grace & Peace,
Bill
MSI GF63 8RD, I-7 8850H, 32GB RAM, 1TB SSD, 2TB HDD, NVIDIA GTX 1050Max
iPhone 12 Pro Max 512Gb
iPad 9th Gen iOS 15.6, 256GB0 -
Bill Stonebraker said:
Did someone mention pizza?
My wife's family had a big meeting at Pizza Inn this evening. Why didn't you come?
0 -
JackCaviness said:
My wife's family had a big meeting at Pizza Inn this evening. Why didn't you come?
Had you promised me a carafe of wine with the pizza I would have come.
george
gfsomselיְמֵי־שְׁנוֹתֵינוּ בָהֶם שִׁבְעִים שָׁנָה וְאִם בִּגְבוּרֹת שְׁמוֹנִים שָׁנָה וְרָהְבָּם עָמָל וָאָוֶן
0 -
George Somsel said:
Had you promised me a carafe of wine with the pizza I would have come.
Sorry, they were all Baptist. There was no alcohol. You could have had a Diet Pepsi, however. [8-|]
0 -
JackCaviness said:
Sorry, they were all Baptist. There was no alcohol. You could have had a Diet Pepsi, however.
Don't despise the gifts of God
- 14 You cause the grass to grow for the cattle, and plants for people to use, to bring forth food from the earth, 15 and wine to gladden the human heart, | il to make the face shine, and bread to strengthen the human heart.
- If you made that a 7-UP I might accept.
george
gfsomselיְמֵי־שְׁנוֹתֵינוּ בָהֶם שִׁבְעִים שָׁנָה וְאִם בִּגְבוּרֹת שְׁמוֹנִים שָׁנָה וְרָהְבָּם עָמָל וָאָוֶן
0 -
George Somsel said:
Had you promised me a carafe of wine with the pizza I would have come.
Who would ever want Maple Sugar Pizza, anyway.
Besides: I am diabetic. Maple Splenda Pizza.
0 -
Just saw that MJ posted something on a new thread, referencing "magnificat".
I have two cats, so does this refer to magnificats, or is some gruesome dissecting thing, like magnify-cats, sort of a cat scan.
0 -
There is a decent classical cd named Magnificat with a cat on the front. - my cat recommends it.
Orthodox Bishop Alfeyev: "To be a theologian means to have experience of a personal encounter with God through prayer and worship."; Orthodox proverb: "We know where the Church is, we do not know where it is not."
0 -
I have heard of it, but I have to be feline in the right mood to listen to it.
0 -
George Somsel said:
If you made that a 7-UP I might accept.
How about Mountain Dew—The soft drink, not the real thing that Grandpa Jones sang about
0 -
MJ. Smith said:
There is a decent classical cd named Magnificat with a cat on the front. - my cat recommends it.
Bach? That's the only way a cat gets in my house. Ruff, ruff !
george
gfsomselיְמֵי־שְׁנוֹתֵינוּ בָהֶם שִׁבְעִים שָׁנָה וְאִם בִּגְבוּרֹת שְׁמוֹנִים שָׁנָה וְרָהְבָּם עָמָל וָאָוֶן
0 -
George Somsel said:
Bach? That's the only way a cat gets in my house. Ruff, ruff !
Ruff ruff, you say. I think your Bach might be worse than your perceived bite.
But perhaps you might consider some Meowzart.
0 -
Grace & Peace,
Bill
MSI GF63 8RD, I-7 8850H, 32GB RAM, 1TB SSD, 2TB HDD, NVIDIA GTX 1050Max
iPhone 12 Pro Max 512Gb
iPad 9th Gen iOS 15.6, 256GB0 -
Bill Stonebraker said:
Humbug!
Well, I haven't had any problems with humming but I am using a Mac.
If this bug persists, please either
- Submit a bug report through email to tech support
- Create a new thread with a descriptive title and explain the exact problem
- Submit it on the Wiki here: http://wiki.logos.com/Logos_4_Bugs
0 -
JackCaviness said:
My kind of combo!
I heard a good jazz combo the other day.
Dan Sheppard said:...cat scan...
A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body and after a few moments tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is dead. The man, clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a second opinion. The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts the cat down next to the dog's body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from head to tail poking and sniffing the dog's body and finally looks at the vet and meows. The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead too." The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead. The vet brings in a black Labrador. The lab sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, and finally looks at the vet and barks. The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the lab thinks your dog is dead too." The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how much he owes. The vet answers, "$650." "$650 to tell me my dog is dead?" exclaimed the man.... "Well," the vet replies, "I would only have charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis. The additional $600 was for the cat scan and lab test."
Dan Sheppard said:Ruff ruff, you say. I think your Bach might be worse than your perceived bite.
But perhaps you might consider some Meowzart.
He probably likes Wagner better. Actually, you can't Telemann what kind of music he might like; all you can do is Lizst some suggestions.
0 -
AW, Rosie.
I am going to have to go Chopin for some ice cream, now. I am holding out for raspberry Schubert.
0 -
Dan Sheppard said:
AW, Rosie.
I am going to have to go Chopin for some ice cream, now. I am holding out for raspberry Schubert.
Let me be Franck with you: Glück out for calories! You might not be able to Handel them, and then you'll be Haydn from your personal trainer who will want you to take a Fauré into the gym to work Orff the fat.
At the risk of getting too far on topic, let me recommend The Spiritual Lives of the Great Composers.
0 -
Speaking of hijacking a thread, my cat came into the living room, with my wife's yarn.
Can one KILL yarn?
And Merry New Year's Eve. Let's hope the responses on this thread will be better in the new year. They sure can't get any worse.
0 -
Dan Sheppard said:
Let's hope the responses on this thread will be better in the new year. They sure can't get any worse.
Oh come now, Dan. There's no end of foolishness. Surely things will pickup again when folks get back from the holidays and need a break from sanity!
Longtime Logos user (more than $30,000 in purchases) - now a second class user because I won't pay them more every month or year.
0 -
Dan Sheppard said:
...my wife's yarn.
Ah, so your wife's a storyteller, is she?
Dan Sheppard said:Can one KILL yarn?
Well, if it's a process, you can kill it. (You can kill a thread, too. And yarn is a kind of thread so I suppose you can always kill yarn.) I was going to make up a dummy application called yarn.exe with a cute yarn icon and redo this screen shot with it in the place of logos4.exe, but it got to be too complicated, and even I don't have that kind of time to waste... ;-)
0 -
May everyone have a happy new year.
0 -
Damian wrote on another thread."These forums exist to discuss Logos Bible Software". "Can we please drop this wildly Off Topic thread..." ? The same applies here.[;)]
Ted
Dell, studio XPS 7100, Ram 8GB, 64 - bit Operating System, AMD Phenom(mt) IIX6 1055T Processor 2.80 GHZ
0 -
As long as this thread is active it keeps the weirdos (like dan [<:o)]) from playing in the streets.
Have a safe and happy weekend everybody. Pray that 2010 will see the gospel message carried to every corner of the globe.
Logos 7 Collectors Edition
0 -
Happy new year.
I see you all using this thread to boost your post count. We should start a thread to discuss how those with very high post counts need to be more humble than those with less lower post counts so that they will not somehow hurt the conscious of the lower post count persons. I will be posting frequently on this very issue until my post count is such that I will have to stop posting.
0 -
Michael Birney said:
conscious
I think you may be grossly overestimating the contributors to this thread.
I am almost certain George isn't conscious.
0 -
Michael Birney said:
Happy new year.
I see you all using this thread to boost your post count. We should start a thread to discuss how those with very high post counts need to be more humble than those with less lower post counts so that they will not somehow hurt the conscious of the lower post count persons. I will be posting frequently on this very issue until my post count is such that I will have to stop posting.
Speaking of thread counts, I prefer Bed sheets with at least a 600. They are more comfy then those low quality Walmart 300 thread count sheets.
0 -
Well I am on occasion a contentious speller, but very seldom
a conscientious speller. I would say
that often we are not conscious of our capability to cook couscous or to cut
someone’s conscience. I am a little confused,
but I consider that is correct.0 -
Damian wrote on another thread."These forums exist to discuss Logos Bible Software". "Can we please drop this wildly Off Topic thread..." ? The same applies here.
Ted
Received my logos 4 disk in the mail, but can’t figure out how to make it work on my TI-99 or on my Commodore 64.
Also question; will the iphone app. Work with my Sinclair?
0 -
Philip Spitzer said:
300
From what I've read, a lot of people thought the graphics were pretty good but questioned the film's historical veracity.
A friend of mine recently recommended Avatar as a film with both excellent graphics and historical veracity.
Any opinions (he asks rhetorically)?
0 -
Philip Spitzer said:
Speaking of thread counts, I prefer Bed sheets with at least a 600. They are more comfy then those low quality Walmart 300 thread count sheets.
Seriously, though, I've never taken the time to verify the counts.
0 -
Grace & Peace,
Bill
MSI GF63 8RD, I-7 8850H, 32GB RAM, 1TB SSD, 2TB HDD, NVIDIA GTX 1050Max
iPhone 12 Pro Max 512Gb
iPad 9th Gen iOS 15.6, 256GB0
