I figured I'd start this thread to talk about how to properly hijack a thread. That way we can make sure useless chatter is in a place we can all ignore. Please make sure all posts deal with the topic of hijacking threads.
Nah - he's in rehab somewhere. If you hurry you can do it before he relapses (again).
No, that would be for my tongue, not my pate.
Where's the contradiction in that? Paté is for the tongue. A fine paté de foie gras, that is.
Unless you want to buy me a case of wine --
GEORGE, your upper lip appears numb.
You mean I didn't start it? Oh go ahead Bill - hijack the credit - Phillip's not looking right now anyway.
You mean I didn't start it?
Oh go ahead Bill - hijack the credit - Phillip's not looking right now anyway.
You want to take credit for this thread? How much do I need to pay you in order for you to do that?
Unless you want to buy me a case of wine -- GEORGE, your upper lip appears numb.
I need to get the rest of my body to match it.
You want to be ALL lip???? I don't know if we could take that!!
I thought someone was supposed to have Hijacked this post...dang it I'm gonna take it to Cuba!
I'm not at liberty to talk about the subject of this thread because I'm in an airport, and all joking about that will be taken seriously, therefore I'll have to talk about something completely different (which is...indirectly...what this thread is about anyway). So...I'm enjoying some nice maple sugar candies right now, and a Diet Coke. Looking forward to getting back to my Logos installation in a few hours.
How much do I need to pay you in order for you to do that?
I knew we couldn't escape your notice for long...
Who won the pool?
[:D]
How much do I need to pay you in order for you to do that? I knew we couldn't escape your notice for long... Who won the pool?
Is that an in-ground pool or an above-ground pool?
and a Diet Coke.
My wife loves diet coke.
Mary had a little lamb.
Her father killed it dead.
And now it goes to school with her
Between two hunks of bread.
Looking forward to getting back to my Logos installation in a few hours.
Requests for troubleshooting speed issues in Logos are better served if you can include your log files and a description of your current hardware configuration.
Mary had a little lamb.Her father killed it dead.And now it goes to school with herBetween two hunks of bread.
Sick! That's no way to treat a lost sheep. The Good Shepherd would lay down his life for that sheep.
OK - How 'bout this?
Alex was a sinner,
Jesus killed him dead.
And now he goes to heaven with Him
To live with Him instead.
Did the lamb die intestate,
or did it have a living wool.
Sick! That's no way to treat a lost sheep. The Good Shepherd would lay down his life for that sheep. OK - How 'bout this? Alex was a sinner, Jesus killed him dead. And now he goes to heaven with Him To live with Him instead.
No, Alex. I liked the other better (more tast;y -- is it time for lunch?). You aren't supposed to get too serious here. You're supposed to highjack the thread.
Did the lamb die intestate,or did it have a living wool.
Oh, that's baaaaaaaaad. But what else should I expect from ewe, a Sheppard?
.I'm enjoying some nice maple sugar candies right now, and a Diet Coke
My kind of combo! [8-|]
combo!
Did someone mention pizza?
My wife's family had a big meeting at Pizza Inn this evening. Why didn't you come?
Did someone mention pizza? My wife's family had a big meeting at Pizza Inn this evening. Why didn't you come?
Had you promised me a carafe of wine with the pizza I would have come.
Sorry, they were all Baptist. There was no alcohol. You could have had a Diet Pepsi, however. [8-|]
Had you promised me a carafe of wine with the pizza I would have come. Sorry, they were all Baptist. There was no alcohol. You could have had a Diet Pepsi, however.
Sorry, they were all Baptist. There was no alcohol. You could have had a Diet Pepsi, however.
Don't despise the gifts of God
Who would ever want Maple Sugar Pizza, anyway.
Besides: I am diabetic. Maple Splenda Pizza.
Just saw that MJ posted something on a new thread, referencing "magnificat".
I have two cats, so does this refer to magnificats, or is some gruesome dissecting thing, like magnify-cats, sort of a cat scan.
There is a decent classical cd named Magnificat with a cat on the front. - my cat recommends it.
I have heard of it, but I have to be feline in the right mood to listen to it.
If you made that a 7-UP I might accept.
How about Mountain Dew—The soft drink, not the real thing that Grandpa Jones sang about
Bach? That's the only way a cat gets in my house. Ruff, ruff !
Ruff ruff, you say. I think your Bach might be worse than your perceived bite.
But perhaps you might consider some Meowzart.
Bach
Humbug!
Well, I haven't had any problems with humming but I am using a Mac.
If this bug persists, please either
My kind of combo!
I heard a good jazz combo the other day.
...cat scan...
A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body and after a few moments tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is dead. The man, clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a second opinion. The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts the cat down next to the dog's body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from head to tail poking and sniffing the dog's body and finally looks at the vet and meows. The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead too." The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead. The vet brings in a black Labrador. The lab sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, and finally looks at the vet and barks. The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the lab thinks your dog is dead too." The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how much he owes. The vet answers, "$650." "$650 to tell me my dog is dead?" exclaimed the man.... "Well," the vet replies, "I would only have charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis. The additional $600 was for the cat scan and lab test."
Bach? That's the only way a cat gets in my house. Ruff, ruff ! Ruff ruff, you say. I think your Bach might be worse than your perceived bite. But perhaps you might consider some Meowzart.
He probably likes Wagner better. Actually, you can't Telemann what kind of music he might like; all you can do is Lizst some suggestions.
AW, Rosie.
I am going to have to go Chopin for some ice cream, now. I am holding out for raspberry Schubert.
AW, Rosie. I am going to have to go Chopin for some ice cream, now. I am holding out for raspberry Schubert.
Let me be Franck with you: Glück out for calories! You might not be able to Handel them, and then you'll be Haydn from your personal trainer who will want you to take a Fauré into the gym to work Orff the fat.
At the risk of getting too far on topic, let me recommend The Spiritual Lives of the Great Composers.
Speaking of hijacking a thread, my cat came into the living room, with my wife's yarn.
Can one KILL yarn?
And Merry New Year's Eve. Let's hope the responses on this thread will be better in the new year. They sure can't get any worse.
Let's hope the responses on this thread will be better in the new year. They sure can't get any worse.
Oh come now, Dan. There's no end of foolishness. Surely things will pickup again when folks get back from the holidays and need a break from sanity!
...my wife's yarn.
Ah, so your wife's a storyteller, is she?
Well, if it's a process, you can kill it. (You can kill a thread, too. And yarn is a kind of thread so I suppose you can always kill yarn.) I was going to make up a dummy application called yarn.exe with a cute yarn icon and redo this screen shot with it in the place of logos4.exe, but it got to be too complicated, and even I don't have that kind of time to waste... ;-)
May everyone have a happy new year.
Damian wrote on another thread."These forums exist to discuss Logos Bible Software". "Can we please drop this wildly Off Topic thread..." ? The same applies here.[;)]
Ted
As long as this thread is active it keeps the weirdos (like dan [<:o)]) from playing in the streets.
Have a safe and happy weekend everybody. Pray that 2010 will see the gospel message carried to every corner of the globe.
Happy new year.
I see you all using this thread to boost your post count. We should start a thread to discuss how those with very high post counts need to be more humble than those with less lower post counts so that they will not somehow hurt the conscious of the lower post count persons. I will be posting frequently on this very issue until my post count is such that I will have to stop posting.
conscious
I think you may be grossly overestimating the contributors to this thread.
I am almost certain George isn't conscious.
Happy new year. I see you all using this thread to boost your post count. We should start a thread to discuss how those with very high post counts need to be more humble than those with less lower post counts so that they will not somehow hurt the conscious of the lower post count persons. I will be posting frequently on this very issue until my post count is such that I will have to stop posting.
Speaking of thread counts, I prefer Bed sheets with at least a 600. They are more comfy then those low quality Walmart 300 thread count sheets.
Well I am on occasion a contentious speller, but very seldoma conscientious speller. I would saythat often we are not conscious of our capability to cook couscous or to cutsomeone’s conscience. I am a little confused,but I consider that is correct.
Damian wrote on another thread."These forums exist to discuss Logos Bible Software". "Can we please drop this wildly Off Topic thread..." ? The same applies here.
Received my logos 4 disk in the mail, but can’t figure out how to make it work on my TI-99 or on my Commodore 64.
Also question; will the iphone app. Work with my Sinclair?
300
From what I've read, a lot of people thought the graphics were pretty good but questioned the film's historical veracity.
A friend of mine recently recommended Avatar as a film with both excellent graphics and historical veracity.
Any opinions (he asks rhetorically)?
Seriously, though, I've never taken the time to verify the counts.
verify the counts
As opposed to earls, barons, & dukes?
