I figured I'd start this thread to talk about how to properly hijack a thread. That way we can make sure useless chatter is in a place we can all ignore. Please make sure all posts deal with the topic of hijacking threads.
Well, it is definitely not a good sine. Perhaps he's gone off on a tangent.
Well, it is definitely not a good sine.
Perhaps he's gone off on a tangent.
Maybe Noah used arksines and arktangents when computing the curvature of the ark.
Ark, ark, ark...now that's funny.....
Well, it is definitely not a good sine. Perhaps he's gone off on a tangent. Maybe Noah used arksines and arktangents when computing the curvature of the ark.
Had it been me I would have used a cot-tangent.
putter around
Hi Dan,
Growing up in the deep south, I've said the same... not sure why they didn't understand. [;)] Maybe they thought you were a mashie?[:P]
people ask me what I do...I tell them absolutely nothing and by noon I am half done....
Any more & we'd think you were an overachiever! [:D]
LOL
I am almost certain, that Noah had to have iron bars to build cages for the larger animals.
Putting them together might have been hard, unless he used an ark welder.
Maybe Noah used arksines and arktangents when computing the curvature of the ark. I am almost certain, that Noah had to have iron bars to build cages for the larger animals. Putting them together might have been hard, unless he used an ark welder.
That's the second time I heard that one, recently.
BTW, you know Noah's last name is Zark, right?
What? You never heard of Noah Zark?
BTW, you know Noah's last name is Zark, right? What? You never heard of Noah Zark?
Was he from the Ozarks?
By the way, since we've migrated to Bible jokes, do you know who the shortest man in the Bible is?
Bildad the Shoe-height. (Actually, he wasn't truly the shortest, it was the Roman guard who was so small he was able to fall asleep on his watch.)
And what was Jesus' disciples favorite car?
Honda, because the Bible says when they gathered they were all in one Accord.
Instead of deleting this thread, how about we just lock it before you guys run out of puns? Wouldn't want that to happen!
It's been fun for the first few pages at least but I think this thread is starting to get just a bit long and is starting to get off-topic.
David
Lock'er up....
Instead of deleting this thread, how about we just lock it before you guys run out of puns? Wouldn't want that to happen! It's been fun for the first few pages at least but I think this thread is starting to get just a bit long and is starting to get off-topic.David
It's been fun for the first few pages at least but I think this thread is starting to get just a bit long and is starting to get off-topic.David
Or you could create a new forum division called "Coffee Time" and we can keep it going for levity. That way Thomas & Philip could still snort coffee on their keyboards. [C]
I think this thread is starting to get just a bit long and is starting to get off-topic.
Wow! An off-topic thread that went off-topic. How could that happen? [8-|]
Instead of deleting this thread, how about we just lock it before you guys run out of puns?
Just a few more though and we'll hit that dreaded 666th post.
My kids love Logos. You should have seen the replica they made of Solomon's Temple. Those Danish folk sure make good stuff.
Hi! I'm the BAAAAAD post!
Or are we counting "replies"? .... either way...
Hi! I'm the BAAAAAD post! Or are we counting "replies"? .... either way...
I move we debate that point by calling names and typing in really big/bold letters, and then claiming all the other people are acting unchristianly, and then challenging the word 'unchristianly,' and then debate whether grammar is prescriptive or descriptive, and then whether the impressionists are really as good as some people make them out to be.
All in favor: Change the subject.
How come some of us have "locked" posts?
Is the MODerator Squad practicing with the new forum rules-enforcement toolbox?
MOD-Squad, Anybody remember that show?
I didn't know that the real Solomon's Temple was in Denmark!
My kids love Logos. You should have seen the replica they made of Solomon's Temple. Those Danish folk sure make good stuff. I didn't know that the real Solomon's Temple was in Denmark!
You must remember that the Ark of the Covenant is in Africa.
By the way, since we've migrated to Bible jokes, do you know who the shortest man in the Bible is? Bildad the Shoe-height. (Actually, he wasn't truly the shortest, it was the Roman guard who was so small he was able to fall asleep on his watch.)
Not quite in the same league of course, but don't forget Knee-high Miah.
There's just no way to stop us from posting, is there? [:D]
Hmmm...[^o)] Guess I just did!
So that's why Toto sang "I bless the rains down in Africa"
