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   My hubby (Matthew Jones) without a beard    (12/14/2010)                  and with a beard!!    (06/10/2011)

                                                                                                  Just couldn't resist!!

Nina, I wanted to make a comment about what a fantastic, loving woman you are, but my train of thought got derailed by the picture. [:D]

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Here are two examples from guys that should know better:

http://community.logos.com/forums/p/34510/260638.aspx#260638

Have you tried telling your wife that she has a neck like the tower of David, hung with the shields of mighty men? Oh never mind, she has lived with you for 30 years. She is tough; she can take it. [8-|]

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Have you tried telling your wife that she has a neck like the tower of David, hung with the shields of mighty men? Oh never mind, she has lived with you for 30 years. She is tough; she can take it.

My eldest son has memorized many scripture passages and some whole books. He takes unusual glee at quoting the Song of Solomon.........

His sisters used to keep him in line but now that he is married I think he quotes the whole book. [*-)]

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the tower of David, hung with the shields of mighty men

Off-topic. (But that makes it on-topic):

I am not promoting nor denying the assertions in this article but I find it fascinating reading:

Jeremiah, Ireland, and the Dynasty of King David

There were 20 castles around Dowd Town. One was reputedly built upon the ruins of a castle King David of Israel built. [:D] Last year that castle was for sale. I doubt it was this one but they all look the same to me:

Can you imagine the shields hanging on these walls?

addendum: I found a nifty devotional on the matter here:
http://www.godsgrazingfield.net/index.php?p=1_276_Satan-s-Trophy-Room

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deleted duplicate post : Some certain "Nina", who shall remain nameless, knocked the wireless router off the shelf and caused the post to hang up in the buffer. Of course, I had to go and re-post.

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Have you tried telling your wife that she has a neck like the tower of David, hung with the shields of mighty men? Oh never mind, she has lived with you for 30 years. She is tough; she can take it.

My eldest son has memorized many scripture passages and some whole books. He takes unusual glee at quoting the Song of Solomon.........

His sisters used to keep him in line but now that he is married I think he quotes the whole book.

Wonder if eldest son has any pearls of wisdom for Jack (and possibly Brian):

Currently, I am writing my dissertation on my strange (to us) body images in Song of Songs.

Have you tried any of them on your wife/girlfriend?

Keep Smiling [:)]

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Good grief, are those books in your Logos web shot??? You have b-b-b-books??? Shocking. Demote this man immediately.

And I'm not afraid to use them either!

Originally I kept them in case of power failure (I do live in the country you know) then I bought an 8KW generator this spring so I keep them around to catch the falling dust.

Just be grateful you can't see my other wall to wall book case.

Wonder how compares with this floor to ceiling version:

Keep Smiling [:)]

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Cat... nevermind.

Made me smile too...

Found a friendly companion:

Keep Smiling [:)]

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You know, I think the trouble is that, well, I once heard that when the Australians, or was it the Austrians (I always get those mixed up) -- anyway, before the invention of the thing with the circle and the holes, you know, that guy who always did the stuff and then got a patent for it -- when that one man was president; you know the one I mean; have you ever thought that it was all just a bit ahead of his time, but it couldn't be the aliens, or could it; there were some sightings over Mexico City, not that he was ever near Mexico City, like Cortez, though it was much smaller then, and not nearly as polluted, you know about the ozone problem in the Antarctic right (and how did the ancient people ever figure out that coast line anyway?), what was that problem with the UV rays, or microwave ovens (I always get those mixed up), which is why the ocean currents have made a big trash problem right in the middle, which is hurting the sea birds, who are eating too many sea turtles, because there just aren't as many of them as their used to be, thanks to the oil spill in Alaska, which is always too cold, except when it's warmer than here, and that's what I think.

What's your opinion?

And um, have you seen my ritalin?

Ha! [:P]

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You know, I think the trouble is that, well, I once heard that when the Australians, or was it the Austrians (I always get those mixed up) -- anyway, before the invention of the thing with the circle and the holes, you know, that guy who always did the stuff and then got a patent for it -- when that one man was president; you know the one I mean; have you ever thought that it was all just a bit ahead of his time, but it couldn't be the aliens, or could it; there were some sightings over Mexico City, not that he was ever near Mexico City, like Cortez, though it was much smaller then, and not nearly as polluted, you know about the ozone problem in the Antarctic right (and how did the ancient people ever figure out that coast line anyway?), what was that problem with the UV rays, or microwave ovens (I always get those mixed up), which is why the ocean currents have made a big trash problem right in the middle, which is hurting the sea birds, who are eating too many sea turtles, because there just aren't as many of them as their used to be, thanks to the oil spill in Alaska, which is always too cold, except when it's warmer than here, and that's what I think.

What's your opinion?

And um, have you seen my ritalin?

Now I'm scared. After a shot of Tussionex, this made sense

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Wonder if eldest son has any pearls of wisdom for Jack (and possibly Brian):

Currently, I am writing my dissertation on my strange (to us) body images in Song of Songs.

Have you tried any of them on your wife/girlfriend?

Hey, Jack does not need help; he knows better than to tell his Bride that her teeth are like flock of sheep, shaved (Song 4:2) or just washed (Song 6:6). She may think that this implies that she has hair between her teeth [:D]

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For what it's worth, I've told my wife about these forums and the (in)famous members one can find here, but she doesn't know much about either than that...decided to read through this thread with her last night. We both DIED laughing...you all are a ton of fun.

Her two favorite parts: when somebody let halo-dog in here all by himself...and...

Have you tried telling your wife that she has a neck like the tower of David, hung with the shields of mighty men?

Thanks for the great fun/laughs!